Oh, the things you'll say and do...

Things I never pictured myself saying...

There's a booger waving at me.
Don't touch the poopoo.
We don't put our fingers in outlets.
Don't eat Mommy's hair.
You have fuzz hanging out of your mouth. Give it to me.
Come here and let me smell your heiny.

Things I never pictured myself doing...

Prying a booger from someone else's nose after it had been mocking me all day. Then doing the victory dance.
Laughing about getting poo on my finger. Multiple times.
Getting peed on. Multiple times.
Cleaning vomit off of myself, my child and his sheets during the wee hours of the morning. Multiple times.
Playing with Legos and race cars. Vroom vroom! I was always such a priss.
Falling so deeply in love with someone so much shorter than me.


Brendan is 19 months old today!

18 Months

Sir is a growing machine! He had his 18-month appointment today where we found out that he grew 2.5" since his last appointment three months ago. He shot up from the 75th percentile to the 95th percentile!

This is kind of where I imagined he'd be all along, considering how tall Kenny and I are. He gained one pound, nothing crazy, but he's been fighting a stomach bug (which he graciously shared with Momby and Daddy - yes, he calls me Momby) so I'm sure that he's closer to a 1.5 to 2lb gain. Anyway, he's still in the 50th percentile for weight and above the 95th percentile for head circumference, which still makes me giggle.

He's been a lot more vocal and determined to express himself. Most of what he says still sounds like a whole lot of gibberish but we can make out some words here and there. Some of his favorites are:

Oh mo! (oh no)
Shyooz (shoes)
Uh oh!
Cookie (of course he knows this one!)
Mombydaddy (he has a habit of babbling and stringing these two words together)
Ee-i-ee-i-oooo (this is the only part of Old MacDonald he knows and he likes to interject it randomly during his rants)
Uppy (up)
Bush tee (brush teeth)
No (always with a head shake to emphasize the "no" part)
Te-you (two, after I say one)

And of course he knows a few of his favorite shows on Nick Jr.:
Wow wow wow wow Wubshe (Wow Wow Wubbzy)
Booz cooz (Blue's Clues)
Yoo (Yo Gabba Gabba)

His receptive language is really developing nicely too. He knows what it means when I ask him to bring me something, when I say it's time for a bath or bed, etc. It's amazing how quickly their language develops at this age. Every time I look at him I wonder where my baby went.


Brendan is 18 months, 2 weeks and 4 days old today!